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kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

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n-p-y-d:

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sunnywithachanceofhomicide:

Oh, Martha

Some one needs to explain to Martha where grand babies come from.

Seriously.

"Mother, you are magnificent and we love you, but GTFO or Alexis will be your last grandchild."

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drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

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sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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Daenerys Fan Challenge: [Day 1] Favorite Moment → A Dragon is No Slave
∟ “Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten. “Dracarys.” 

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sorrybeb:

pepahh:

this gets me so hard

apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time

:-)))))

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"I don’t know how you can live on the planet and not care about the environment. It’s our globe. We share it."

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otp: Stana Katic + hot pink

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someinsectscalledthehumanrace:

why did people hate this movie

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you and i were just friends for four years.
yeah, except you were trying to sleep with me that whole time.
—— castle/beckett; before and after

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